Texas stole my girlfriend!
I can’t believe that the one thing that’s bigger than me in this world, the state of Texas, has stolen my girlfriend. It’s sad, really. From what I hear, she’s having a grand ol’ time in Houston with her dad and step mom, but I am really starting to miss her over here in Palo Alto. Luckily time’s going by pretty fast - Stephanie come back home to the cottage!
Oh, and bring me an armadillo…please.
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DEEP IN THE HEEAAAAAAAAAAAAART OF TEXAAASSSS
even the state where everything is big cannot keep you tall skinny people apart for too long.
Ya, she aint comin’ home. And you aint gettin an armadillo (unless we scrape some road kill).
Shannon, way to smash my Armadillo dreams…geez.
Not only are they roadkill but they carry leprosy and it can be transmitted to humans. Longhorns are much safer……love you guys…..momtom