Texas stole my girlfriend!

I can’t believe that the one thing that’s bigger than me in this world, the state of Texas, has stolen my girlfriend. It’s sad, really. From what I hear, she’s having a grand ol’ time in Houston with her dad and step mom, but I am really starting to miss her over here in Palo Alto. Luckily time’s going by pretty fast - Stephanie come back home to the cottage!

Oh, and bring me an armadillo…please. :)


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    4 Responses to “Texas stole my girlfriend!”

    1. Craig on April 25th, 2008 12:29 am

      DEEP IN THE HEEAAAAAAAAAAAAART OF TEXAAASSSS

      even the state where everything is big cannot keep you tall skinny people apart for too long.

    2. Shannon on April 25th, 2008 9:22 pm

      Ya, she aint comin’ home. And you aint gettin an armadillo (unless we scrape some road kill).

    3. Hup on April 26th, 2008 7:42 pm

      Shannon, way to smash my Armadillo dreams…geez.

    4. momtom on April 30th, 2008 1:24 pm

      Not only are they roadkill but they carry leprosy and it can be transmitted to humans. Longhorns are much safer……love you guys…..momtom

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