Stephanie is crazy over Tila Tequila

Posted By Hup | July 2, 2008

Ok, quick update as I sit here while in front of my laptop while Stephanie intensely watches the season finale of Tila Tequila Shot of Love 2 on MTV.

She liked the Bo guy, but he got dropped like a bad habit.

Now some other chick(yes, Tila is bisexual) named Kristy was actually chosen by Tila, but she is now unsure if she wants to be with another girl.

This is nuts and reality television scares me.

Actual quotes from Stephanie during the show:

“I feel like I was just broken up with…this sucks!”
“Tila Tequila must be SO shallow if she didn’t pick Bo…what is SHE THINKING??”

Wow.

:And now for Steph’s edit:

Ok guys.. this blog is screamin for some good ol’ Steph lovin.

For those of you that don’t know.. i’m somewhat of a reality show junkie. No, not the original reality shows like “Survivor” or “Big Brother” that have some sort of a meaning. I’m into the really shallow dating reality shows that have recently flooded our television, brainwashing, viewing enjoyment time each night. My latest craze as Ryan mentioned above is the lovely (shallow/cold-hearted/worthless piece of bi-whatever/reality show never findin love idiot) Tila Tequila. I didn’t have such strong feelings toward Miss Tequila until tonight in which she made the worst decision of her life.

You see, I have a bit of a running record with these fabulous dating shows. Without fail, every time I choose the winner (or loser depending on how you look at it). Ryan can attest to this. I chose the first winner of “Rock of Love”, I then went on to choose the winner of “Rock of Love 2″, Of course I chose the winner of the first season of “Tila Tequila”, and my all-time claim to fame is my choosing of the latest winner of “Flavor of Love 3″, in which Flave actually kicked the girl off that I picked and later brought her back into the game only to fall in love and choose her in the end as the winner. Amazing, I know.. you don’t have to tell me.

So, when this season of “Tila Tequila” premiered I knew right off the bat who the winner would be. It was blatantly obvious. Bo was the one for Tila, and everybody knew it.. why even continue with the show.. it was a done deal; not for stupid, shallow, pig-headed Tila though. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed really. It’s all good though, because like clockwork, Tila’s heart was broken again due to the fact that the useless blondie she decided to try to love was not feeling the same emotions towards the little Tequila girl as she had hoped. In the end, they all walked away with a tear running down their cheek. I saw this one coming.