In every relationship there are certain things that you tend to bring up more often than not. For me and Stephanie one thing in particular that she seems to always bring up is my super pale ‘guy thigh’. My guy thigh is the bright-white section of my leg that can damn near blind you if you happen to stare at it for any duration of time. I have always been a little on the pale side and even now that I’m out here in California I still have seemed to keep my trademark creamy albino-like skin tone that I have gotten so used to having for a while now.
As I rock out my God-given gift of being as far from tan as humanly possible, Stephanie has actually kept up her color fairly well thanks to some trips to the local tanning salon. As she gets darker, I just seem to get lighter which seems to make my sweet guy thigh stand out even more. Of course, she’s always quick to point out how much more pale I am than her and as she continues to hit the tanning bed, it’s only going to make things worse.
Maybe one day my guy thigh will get a tan of it’s own, but I highly doubt it.
Stephanie’s tropically tan thigh vs. my milky-white guy thigh